Here are some jokes taken from the WWW. ( Original authors unknown.)
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Knock knock A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to try yoga. She did, and soon her friend noticed that her fingernails were growing normally. He asked her if yoga had cured her of her habit. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead." What did the Yoga police say? Notice in a meditation hall: “Don't just do something -- Sit there!” Bumper sticker: “Blessed be the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape” An aspiring Yogi wanted to find a Guru. He went to an Ashram and his preceptor told him: You can stay here but we have one important rule - all students observe ar vow of silence. You will be allowed to speak in 12 years. |
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