Laughter Yoga

Here are some jokes taken from the WWW. ( Original authors unknown.)

Enjoy :)

Knock knock

Who's there?

Yoga

Yoga who?

Yoga to try this, it feels amazing !

A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to try yoga. She did, and soon her friend noticed that her fingernails were growing normally. He asked her if yoga had cured her of her habit. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

What did the Yoga police say?

"You have the right to remain silent!" 

Notice in a meditation hall: “Don't just do something -- Sit there!” 

Bumper sticker: “Blessed be the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape”

An aspiring Yogi wanted to find a Guru. He went to an Ashram and his preceptor told him: You can stay here but we have one important rule - all students observe ar vow of silence. You will be allowed to speak in 12 years.

After practicing Yoga for 12 long years, the day came when the student could say his one thing or ask his one question.

He said: "The bed is too hard."

He kept going for another 12 years of hard practice and austere discipline and got the opportunity to speak again. He said: "The food is not good."

Twelve more years of hard work and he got to speak again. Here are his words after 36 years of practice: "I quit."

His Guru quickly answered: "Good, all you have been doing anyway is complaining."

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